So I am running around like a chicken and notice I have a text from my sister. For all I know it could've been on my phone for days until I checked...but it had only been there an hour or so. She has two boys, ages (almost) 4 and 8. I always tell her how lucky she is because she travels for her job and gets that "alone" time to decompress, unwind, and just stare at four walls with no one to answer to (except her boss, of course!)...reality check!
In the text it states, "Do you want to laugh?" "I just finished crying...This *#^% called 911 on Aden (my almost four year old nephew) because he relieved himself on a bush."...That was all I needed to bust out into laughter and pick up my cell and phone my sister! That was the clarification as to why I moved back to TX....PEOPLE IN CA. ARE NUTS (and its more affordable, of course!).
My sister tells me that this lady was screaming at how my sister would not be driving a nice car if it weren't for her "old man"...(Does this lady know that my sister makes mucho dinero and needs no one to buy her a nice car and take care of her-???) The lady also told her she should get her tubes tied if she cannot take care of her child...along with numerous other not so nice things. It ended up a bystander stepped in to tell the lady to leave. By nephew was shook, my sister was shocked, and I was BEGGING for a redo with me right there with her...If you know me, you know my chemical DNA make-up.... Happy Tuesday all!!
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You are a hoot Lazar! Thanks for sharing all about your DNA!
ReplyDeleteIf I were to have been "turned in" every time one of my boys relieved himself on a bush, I would still be in jail.
ReplyDeleteWhen the two youngest would come home from school they would run in the front door, drop their backpacks and run out the back door. Then they would walk back into the house through the back door. After about three days of this I innocently asked "What are you doing?" My sweet little boy replied, "Going to the bathroom."
Yes, in a high voice, and with the finger strongly pointing I told them there was a bathroom right down the hall and they were never to do that again - doubt they listened, but they no longer let Mom know.
LOL....I would have loved to have seen you in action with this lady...You would have chewed her up and spit her out a dozen times!
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